Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	3030
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Farms Harvested:	124	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ores Mined:	9540
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	8935	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	117

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	37855	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Enchantments Applied:	123	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2106
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	192

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!