Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	2449

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Crops Grown:	6735	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	7542	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
New Chunks Explored:	85680	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7433	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3665	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.