Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	63	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	57
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Love Letters Sent:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.