Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	7434	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1208	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Emeralds Found:	4982
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mines Excavated:	2650	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!