Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mines Excavated:	1408	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9037	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8421	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ores Mined:	1161	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6864
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	61240	Falling into the Void:	2
Star Shards Collected:	120	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.