Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Items Found:	5575	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mines Excavated:	2372	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5408	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	6262	Dimension Hops:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8408	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	4708
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Dimension Hops:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.