Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

AC Milan, Decline, Disappointment, Downfall, Far.., football, Happened, Hernandez, History, Italian football, Leão, Legends, milan, Minecraft, Performance, Players, Potential, serie a, Shit, smp, Soccer, Struggles, TALENTED, TEAM, underperforming

Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	189

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7485
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	1430	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Animals Bred:	58	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	4688
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Potions Brewed:	75	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	4424	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
New Chunks Explored:	564897	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!