Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OmniworldMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

64 Player Vanilla Survival server.

No PvP, No Grief.

Two year old server with well established friendly community. We are looking for new players who are interested in building and community instead of PvP and minigames.

We allow no bad or anti social behavior on our server and remove problem players quickly. Staff will undo any and all griefing done on the server no exceptions, and ban the offending player.

We Use McMMO, Economy, pets, and more.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6904	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwiftBees Survival Server

We are a survival/Semi-Vanilla server that keeps a few plugins to ensure no greifing and other problems that can arise. Come join us and have fun! We are a whitelist server so go to the website listed and post on the forum to get whitelisted!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Slabcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

Slabcraft.net is the premiere Minecraft experience. We specialize in minecraft servers for over 3 years. We offer several servers including…

– Factions Server – KitPVP Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Prison Server

Donate at store.slabcraft.net. We offer one of the the most reliable gaming experiences in minecraft multiplayer. We hope your stay will be one of a kind.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Crops Grown:	2526	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MelonCraft

Welcome to MelonCraft! We offer almost every play style imaginable. Connect with: play.meloncraft.com

Factions Survival

Creative Plots

Survival Games (with custom arenas)

Capture the Flag

Parkour (checkpoint saving)

Spleef (three arenas)

Mobarena (survival rewards)

The Walls (with custom arenas)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

blockjunkies

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Atruly lag free public survival server. 14+ only, as we do not vigilantly police the use of language. Over 45 plugins, iConomy, Lockette and highly customized protection options to harbor a grief free environment. Adult staff focuses on enforcing minecraft etiquette through education rather than heavy handed banning. 50 user integrated Mumble voice chat with in-game positional surround sound.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JABS Survival Server

Survival

Welcome to JABS Survival Server!

Built and operated by 4 experienced Admins who are looking forward to playing with other Minecraft users.

No griefing is allowed, but PVP is allowed.

Several Donation ranks are available in the server, as well as Ranks to be given to active and deserving players.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

IronCraft.BG 24/7

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

OVER 10 MINIGAMES, SURVIVAL WORLD , KITPVP , PVP WORLD , HIDE AND SEEK , PAINTBALL , 24/7 AND MUCH MUCH MORE! JOIN RIGHT NOW – MC.IRONCRAFT.BG:25555

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FjordCraft

Norwegian PVP and Survival server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SheepServer

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

SheepServer – Minecraft the way it was intended.

– 100% legit Survival World – Grief proof and cool Creative world – Challenging home-built Adventure map – Awesome Games world with lots of home made redstone powered minigames

All staff members are hand picked from their activity and maturity.

No need to stay here and read though, get online and take a look. There’s no whitelist or requirements to fulfill to be able to start building.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Double Tree

Economy, Survival

Join today! Server ip = doubletreeserver.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HoboNation PvP Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Visit our website at http://www.hobonation.net/ We are cracked so anyone can play, even if you do not have minecraft! We have allot of players playing in the server at all times. We have donation packages you can purchase to help support us and gain some reward. (Located on our website)

Server IP: HoboNation.Net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FlatCreative

Come visit our city! Surprises abound in each city block. Want to build your own mansion? Go outside the city limits in no-mans land and have a blast!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LazleCraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Carbon MC

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour

Create | Combat | Conquer

Carbon Mc is a plot creative and survival factions server like no other. Pushing the envelope in unique entertainment, Carbon offers a truly engaging experience. Inspire and impress others with buildings in creative plots, become a legend and explore the far reaches of the custom factions world, or prove your skill with challenging parkour, and intense PvP arenas.

–Customize Your Permissions–

Carbon MC’s ground-breaking permissions system allows the player to have total control over how they receive their perks by enabling them to buy permissions individually. No longer must a player wait to obtain a special rank, or donate lots of money just to receive powerful permissions. At Carbon MC, all you need is a bit of dedication to become fully equipped for whatever obstacles lay in your path.

–Physical and Virtual Economy–

The economy on Carbon MC is intuitive and flexible. Based entirely on the gold ingot, players can earn gold by mining it in factions, spending time online, completing the parkour, building an exceptional plot, and more. The best part is, your balance is synced among all three servers, so buying permissions is never easier.

Join today! —– IP: carbon.mc.gl —–

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SyroCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Semi-vanilla Survival RPG-like Minecraft Server SyroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few RPG elements added into the mix to spice up the “End Game” of Minecraft while still focusing on the whole survival aspect of the game as well. We also have a creative world for the build-planning folk and for those who just want to mess around with infinite blocks.

We support voting while offline! (After your first login!) meaning you can vote for us, and then claim your vote rewards in-game the next time you log on.

Come join us for some fun and games! We can’t wait to meet you.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.