Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LastOfUsSMP

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VentruTech

VentruTech Minecraft Community!

We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

We hope to see y’all soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Welcome to Kraft Kings we are a survival Server with towny & Factions plugins. We have PVP enabled in the wilderness so explore with caution. If you would like to join a Town,Make your own town or stand alone in the wilderness your choice.The KraftKings Server has numerous ways to gain money so come check us out

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Era City

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

• Closed economy (with market & no inflation) • Anti-grief • Towns & nations • Creative plots including WorldEdit •MobArena • SkyWars • Friendly & helpful staff • Active community • 50+ custom plugins • Teamspeak

Stake your claim on part of the sprawling 40k×40k map either on your own or as a citizen of a town. After ranking up a few times you can even make your own town & nation! (Don’t worry, ranking up isn’t hard.) Admins will gladly roll back any griefs should they occur. DigitalForge’s economy is virtually exploit proof. Your digits retain their value over time too, digits (currency) outstanding is capped & inflation is closely monitored. Items are bought & sold on the market. The server also buys certain items, albeit at a discount to the market price. Staff here only have the extra abilities necessary to do their jobs and are players like everyone else. Each staff member has earned their position and new staff are chosen based on merit, not applications. We’re hosted on dedicated hardware with ample capacity & all major services are self hosted in order to optimize performance & player experience. Our active, friendly community is constantly growing & eager to welcome new members; log in and join us!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Purplecraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Emeralds Found:	8060
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Havoc In Paradise

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BreackerCraft

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	130

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.