Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Potions Brewed:	172
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5501

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.