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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9317 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 244 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows