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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8005 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows