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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7953 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 312 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows