🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2929 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows