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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9120 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows