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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8911 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 3015 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows