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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9129 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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