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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6019 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7127 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows