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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8454 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 45 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 707 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows