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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9459 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4585 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows