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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9462 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 9429 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows