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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4814 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 277 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows