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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 319 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 562 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
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