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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2637 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 117 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows