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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7235 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Mines Excavated: | 3461 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows