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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6705 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
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On our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own virtual world, just like this dad had to work hard to raise his son right. And if you ever need help, our community is here to support you, just like how this dad tried to support his son (even though his ex-wife kept getting in the way).
So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some life skills along the way – like how to send a resume or get a job, just like the kid in this story finally had to learn. It’s time to grow up and take charge of your own destiny, just like this kid eventually did (with a little help from his dad, of course).
