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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6270 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1509 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
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