LazyLootMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid cuts, aid restrictions, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, INAUGURATION, international relations, Israel, israel palestine, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

GeorgiaElectionRiot

activism, civic engagement, civil disobedience, Countrywide strike, Democracy, demonstration, Electoral Process, georgia, GeorgiaElectionRiot, Government, grassroots movement, new elections, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, political movement, political reform, Political unrest, protest, public outcry, social change, voting rights

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	3808
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing we’re striking for is new elections in Georgia! why vote when you can mine for diamonds and build giant statues of your favorite politician instead? join us and be part of the revolution…or just come for the memes and chaotic energy, either way it’s gonna be a blast! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in our server? come on, you know you want to!

MinedHype

borders, Builds, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, MinedHype, Nether, Prizes, Protection, rules, Shops, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7513	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

MinedHype SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Version	Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience
Grief Protection	Claims system in place
Whitelist	No whitelist required
P2W	No pay-2-win features
Economy	No economy/money plugin
Cross-Play	Bedrock & Java Cross-Play enabled

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to Minecraft server IP: play.minedhype.com

Q: Are there any in-game rules I need to follow?

A: Visit https://minedhype.com/minecraft/ for the complete list of server rules and information

Q: Is there a map of the server available online?

A: Yes, you can view the web-based online server map at https://map.minedhype.com/

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes

Q: Can I have my own shop in the server?

A: Yes, there is a public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: CoreProtect is used to help protect the server

Q: Can I teleport to a random location on the server?

A: Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, attractive characters, body positivity, character design, Diversity, Echoes, entertainment industry, Ethereal, fan base, fat characters, Gaming, hololive, Japanese culture, Live streaming, obese characters, Online Community, online streaming, representation, success, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

OMG, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where the characters are thicc and chunky like a delicious bowl of chunky soup? Join this server if you wanna see some absolute units waddling around and building epic structures with their chunky little hands. Who needs skinny legends when you can have big beautiful blocky babes? It’s like a buffet of beefy pixels just waiting for you to dig in and have a feast for your eyes. Don’t be a skinny legend, be a chunky monkey on this Minecraft server!

BF’s Oath Ceremony Minecraft Server

BFs, Boyfriend, ceremony, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Event, family, Girlfriend, high school sweethearts, hurt feelings, long term relationship, loyalty, Minecraft, nonrefundable booking, Oath, Planning, Priorities, relationship, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

So, imagine this: you’re all set to attend your boyfriend’s oath-taking ceremony, you’ve booked a hotel, planned a mountain climbing activity, and even made sure to look for the best deals. But then, plot twist! His mom decides to swoop in and steal your spot at the last minute. Like, what even? And to top it all off, he suggests you just wait outside in the cold while his mom takes your place. Rude much?

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise no last-minute family drama will ruin your plans. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero chance of getting ditched for a family member. Plus, we guarantee that no one will frown at you for making the best decision for yourself. So come on over and let’s build a world where you’re always the star of the show!

ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad

AITAH, brat kids, bully, by-law, Chemicals, children, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, driveway, elderly neighbours, ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad, foster kids, Fostering, free, Help, hire someone, Kids, lawn, Miserly, MONEY, neighbourhood, nice area, Old, old folks home, partner, Pollinators, refusing, Rent, Seniors, Shovel, speak, top rated elementary school, ungrateful, young family

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.

Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!

Craftflix: Build, Mine, Binge!

Binge, binge watching, BUILD, comedy, Craftflix, documentary, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, original content, Recommendation, review, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	5819	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of binge-watching Netflix shows and craving some real adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate entertainment destination!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle fearsome creepers, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Forget about Netflix, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge).

Join now and experience the best show of your life – Minecraft style!

PutinPartyCraft

activism, anti-government, bratislava, Corruption, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Meeting, opposition, political controversy, Politics, pro-Moscow, protest, public outcry, putin, PutinPartyCraft, russia, Slovakia, Slovakian PM Fico, Stance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more drama den a soap opera in Bratislava! our players be protestin’ against our own PM Fico for meetin’ with Putin and bein’ all pro-Moscow n’ stuff. it’s like a political showdown in a blocky world, fam. come join da chaos and build ur own revolution in dis wild server! ain’t no dull moments here, only non-stop action and controversy. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to shake things up in dis insane minecraft server!

Webbed Rockz & Plantz

arachnids, Biodiversity, ecosystem, entomology, environmental adaptation, Evolution, habitats, History, insects, Nature, Plants, Plantz, PREDATORS, rocks, Rockz, silk, silk production, spider behavior, spider silk, spider webs, Spiders, Webbed, Webs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	140	Enchantments Applied:	258
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

lol imagine a world where spiders are like, “yo, let’s build our webs on a MINECRAFT SERVER instead!” join our server and witness the epic battle between the spiders and the creepers as they fight for dominance over the land.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.

come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Excited, Experience, Fun, Game, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, perk, Planning, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff Team, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC community?	If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree, which provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can enter and play on the Minecraft Server when it is released. If you are on the server before release, you may receive a special perk!

OrbitMC Staff Team: https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, brave, coward, Explorers, failed therapy, false mask, fear, hate, Haven, high and mighty, hospital visits, ignorance, longing for more, mental health, Slave, Slavery, Suffering, Therapy, Unhappy, wasted life, Weak, weak willed

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mines Excavated:	2280
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!

BroCrafters Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, BroCrafters, brotherly love, brothers, cultural sensitivity, Family Values, Friends, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, party pooper, peer pressure, protecting family, racial slurs, Respect, Server, sibling protection, social responsibility, standing up, uncomfortable situations, white friends

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no rules and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we embark on epic quests and battle against mythical creatures. But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart.

We have a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better think twice before stepping foot on our server.

But don’t worry, we’re not all serious business. We also host epic parties with dancing llamas and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying across the sky.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to leave your inappropriate friends at the door, because we don’t tolerate any nonsense here.

CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

alexa, Allowed, biscuits and gravy, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyHub, extra work, firmness, Food Safety, Honesty, husband, leftovers, Lies, lying.., manager level, Marriage, new years, procrastination, relationships, Trust, wasting food

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	1030

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

Players:	100/900	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	4921	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2240
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5