LazyLoot Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	245	Farms Harvested:	479

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7740
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4730
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magic Items Found:	1492	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3065	Void Gems Collected:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchantments Applied:	164	Love Letters Sent:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyDefenseMinister

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	85	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Farms Harvested:	106	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Robo Voice Realness

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8170	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.