Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Buildings Constructed: 17
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7454

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 492 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 888802 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 322
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Towns Built: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ores Mined: 9975

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Farms Harvested: 581 Animals Bred: 197
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8419 Magical Moments Shared: 26

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9777 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1352
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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