Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	135	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Features: – Anti-P2W; while there are donor ranks, as well as purchasable cosmetics, we have striven to keep prices and perks reasonable and not game (or wallet!) breaking. – Survival with keepInv, /warps, and /homes! – Custom breeding requirements – berries instead of random items! – Legendary/Shiny/Megaboss/UB announcements & tracking! – Hunts, global market, wondertrades, and more! – Player-built and player-run gyms! – Weekly tournaments! – The ability to team up with others and create guilds! – A beautiful spawn village with helpful and informative NPCs to start you on your journey!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Mythic and Magic is a server with a mythical feeling. There’s different Elf races to choose from, quests to complete, ability to claim land, ability to toggle PVP and server cosmetics such as pets, mounts & emotes! It’s a welcoming, lovely community feel! We also have Hunger Games & Spleef! We hope to see you there <3

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.