Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mines Excavated:	1981

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6263	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Ores Mined:	4039	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	9722
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2526

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.