Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	5858

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

qubecraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6185
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Majkrafci

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bredland

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	51	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.