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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6811 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?