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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7917 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?