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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4311 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some real drama!
Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?
