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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5823 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.