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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5036 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!