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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3072	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Towns Built:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7337
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	282

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3249
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	259	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	167	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Void Gems Collected:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1159	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crops Grown:	4448	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.