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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4453 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 369 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!