Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	64	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	120
Runes Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Buid-Hive – The Walls

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

server.the-walls.de

VumCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

VumCraft

85.236.100.202:30165

COBEL

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Votes:	3793
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

cobel.pl

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Items Found:	8448
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

kotobaminers.org

Zapple Nation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

108.166.172.49

Worldofemilys Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1558
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

192.211.53.46

CraftCity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

smp.mcblockaholics.com

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

TheSkyCraftiers.epicgamer.org

Just2Play

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

193.84.64.113

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8819	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

justpvp.com

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	172	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

blockheads.mymc.io

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

mc.BubbasSurvival.com:25706

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Star Shards Collected:	116
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

novus.dimensionsapart.com

Derp Islands

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6228
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

mc.derpislands.com

XyionGaming

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

216.172.107.252