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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9623 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 270 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!