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Pixel Poultry Palace

AGP sluts, beauty, Celebs, Community, COSPLAY, discussion, E-Girls, fap friends, fashion, forum, Gaming, general, influencers, internet girls, nursing, ONLINE, Palace, PIXEL, post, Poultry, simping, social media, Streamers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	78
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	774696	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	921065
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1867
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3289	Enchantments Applied:	208
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Crops Grown:	2625	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Void Gems Collected:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	490545	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ores Mined:	9879	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ores Mined:	5362	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Streamers & Gossip: The Thread 1.21

Celebrities, Community, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, interactions, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, OTK company, pop culture, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, Thread, twitch, twitch streamers, Updates

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	257	Divine Spears Created:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build your pixelated dreams. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, and creepers are like our annoying little pets.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is out to get you, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on our events, like our annual “Zombie Apocalypse” where you gotta fight off hordes of undead while wearing a tutu (don’t ask why, just do it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this block party started!

HypeCraftFail

anticlimactic, buzzkill, Disappointment, Disaster, Failed, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, hype, HypeCraftFail, letdown, overhyped, Overrated, underperformed, underwhelming

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Divine Spears Created:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EUtopiaCraft

BALKANS, border control, bulgaria, cross-border cooperation, eastern europe, EU, European Commission, european integration, european union, EUtopiaCraft, free travel, full members, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Migration, political decision, Romania, Schengen, travel restrictions, visa policy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Emeralds Found:	5355
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6185
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8383
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	579471	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32