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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5238 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6095 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4020 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual Blockbuster Video store, complete with VHS rentals and a popcorn machine! Fight off creepers with your trusty slap bracelet sword and ride around on a rainbow unicorn mount that farts glitter!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger Man, a mysterious figure who roams the land handing out cheeseburgers to hungry players. Rumor has it that if you find all seven cheeseburgers, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft form! Just be sure to bring your scrunchies and neon windbreakers for maximum nostalgia.