Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 187 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 120 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 136 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
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