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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6728 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.
2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.