LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	482749
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3757
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9789	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.