LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchantments Applied:	212
New Chunks Explored:	385216	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1503
Alien Abductions:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	179	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Crops Grown:	3820

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!