LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	6981	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3562
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7289	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	5773
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	6920

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	1672
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2038
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.