LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	95

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	2327
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Animals Bred:	118	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5579
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Farms Harvested:	767
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	9135
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1841

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Animals Bred:	179
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	243
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!